Vienna waits for you...

One of my favourite topics of conversation is The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love. I admit to this guilty pleasure... I take great joy in watching other people fall in love with several different women with dubious backgrounds.

Over the course of this season, we follow Jake Pavelka, a commercial pilot who's searching for his co-pilot, or alternatively, someone's landing strip to land his plane on. On paper, Jake is your typical hottie, but as I continue to watch the show, his questionable taste in women and turtlenecks are making me think otherwise. There were a few standouts like the gorgeous model, Gia (who is clearly the next Bachelorette) and Allie, who were unfortunately let go.

The most interesting character on the show is Vienna Girardi. Hailing from Sanford, Florida, she is an elusive creature that crawled out of the Everglades. I will outline my case, with the help of a few pictures (courtesy of Usweekly.com)

Figure 1.0 - Vienna is a ho

This photo from a Calendar shoot (she's definitely not Miss July material) says it all... She is clad in nothing but a Burberry scarf. (I'm betting it's fake to boot!)

Figure 2.0 - Vienna is a major Diva

"Slow down, you crazy child, you're so ambitious for a juvenile." - Billy Joel. I couldn't resist throwing in this GEM of a pic. Really Jake... do you want your future kids to look like this? Not to mention her antics on the show... and her ex-boyfriend whom she was obsessed with during the taping of the show. No one deserves drama like that.

Figure 3.0 - Vienna is an "ex"-Hooters Girl

Vienna worked at this clASSy establishment (her face is circled)... but judging by the previous picture, we would assume that she wouldn't have the ahem... "assets" to qualify there. Girardi allegedly drained $5000 from her ex-husband (!! i don't recall her being a divorcee mentioned on the show!), Josh Riley's bank account while he was overseas in Iraq.

So much for a Dear-John type romance.

Jake, Vienna may "wait for you" but she might leave you, and steal $5000 to get those puppies upgraded.