Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The Bitch is Back...again...

Since MTV launched in Canada about four years ago, I have been glued to the lives of spoiled Californians.  They spend their days lounging in the sun, perfecting their tan, while the nights are meant for partying, boys and of course, drama.  Kristin Cavallari has been a fixture in this realm of reality television, and last night, I finally got to see Kristin in person at the taping of MTV Canada's The Aftershow.


Dressed in an asymetrical lace cocktail dress, Cavallari looked elegant and sophisticated... a far cry from her midriff baring days on Laguna Beach. 

I always had a set opinion on Cavallari.  She was portrayed as the bitch on the shows, always using friends and boyfriends to elevate her social status.  After seeing her in person, my opinion on her changed.

In the season premiere of the last episode of The Hills (I know, it's the end of an era!), Cavallari and the crew (including Audrina...) went to Miami to party it up for Suberbowl weekend.  Cavallari went partying a lot and lost her voice, only to be accused of being "on crack" by her so-called "friends".   The episode made me realize how mediated that show really is, because Kristin probably isn't even friends with the Lo-Steph-Audrina crew to begin with.  She was merely having a good time like I would too. 



During the taping of the show, Cavallari was genuine and responded to the questions honestly.  During the breaks she even stood up and flashed her pearly whites so that fans could take photos of her.  I've seen other celebutards being interviewed, and most just shun away from the hosts and text on their Blackberries or ignore their audience.  Cavallari acknowledges her success from the show, and gives the fans what they want... drama, and a no-nonsense attitude, which I appreciate.

Kristin teaches us the lesson that you must stand up for yourself, especially when it comes to guys.  Don't take any shit from anyone, and if someone mistreats you, you either confront the person about it, or cut them loose.  I would like to live my life with those few rules in tact... I might date like Cavallari, if only I could achieve her perfect tan...

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Objet d'art

I love bags.  Usually, I always carry a massive satchel in a crazy colour, where I can shove practically my whole life inside of it.  I love quilted bags with chain straps, and bags with zippers, grommets, flowers, you name it.  But nothing is more elegant than a clutch.  Clutches give designers infinite possibilities.  Since they are tinier, and have less function than a larger bag, a clutch can take on sculptural forms or be made out of unique materials.

Recently, I've been dying for a union jack clutch that is elegant, but still makes a statement.  I've seen many (for cheap) at retailers like Aldo, but all of them look like they were put through the washer with Ke$ha's, Lady Gaga's and Liberace's laundry, since an explosion of cheap sequins ruins any potential.

The Union Jack Snakeskin Lips Clutch by Lulu Guiness fits the bill.  It is a large statement piece on its own, and would dress up any little black dress/booties that are staples in my wardrobe. This one retails for £395, so it has a large prictag, but is somewhat more affordable (and would make a great souvenir of a trip to London...if I ever make it to that city)



This clutch by Alexander McQueen is even more delicious.  It's teeny (just a bit larger than an iPhone) and is likely to be way out of my price range. A girl can only dream...



... perhaps I should stay true to my nationality and try to find a Matryoshka (Russian Nesting Doll) clutch like this one by Chanel from 2009.



YSL letter clutch.  I'm a big fan of snail mail...



This Judith Leiber Crystal Cupcake clutch looks pretty enough to eat... (remeber in SATC, Charlotte's daughter had one in pink?) Coincidentally, I actually happen to own a cupcake clutch (just not bedazzled).  It's great to know that Jennifer Love Hewitt can have a bag to match her Vajazzled crotch.



This is the bag I'd wear if I ever had to attend a Blue Jays game...(in reality, I'd probably never wear a bag this ghotti, or watch baseball) haha maybe I will spring for the crotch adornment to match.



You can wear your (sequined) heart around your sleeve. This is one of the few of Leiber's creations I could actually picture wearing.  It is simple and elegant, but definitely makes a statement. 

Leiber's purses are definitely luxe, and are a statement.  If memory serves me right, in an episode of SATC, Carrie got a Judith Leiber clutch in the shape of a duck from the Russian.  Kind of random, but the whimsy that comes with these pieces matches Carrie's carefree and unique style.

I'm lucky enough to own a few magnificent pieces... like this magazine clutch (unfortunately mine doesn't have a photo of audrey on it... but you get the principle)


Sunday, April 18, 2010

Stacks on deck. Patron on ice.

You can have whatever you like.



this cover by Anya Marina of T.I.'s Whatever You Like has been replayed at least thirty times this morning... The video is goofy, and really campy, (so ignore it, even though it's kind of funny) but I love her voice.

I usually despise covers (i.e. my hatred for Sky Ferreira's bastardized interpretation of the Beatles' "Happiness is a Warm Gun" - which makes my ears bleed) but for some reason, this song gets away with it.  Probably because there has been a crossover in genre; from hip hop to indie pop.

I heard the cover a while ago on a Gossip Girl episode and couldn't find it online for the life of me.  Then, like magic, youtube found just what I was looking for this morning :)


Friday, April 16, 2010

Save the Sharks

Two years ago, I saw the film Sharkwater, which was written and produced by Rob Stewart, an alumnus of my highschool, Lawrence Park.  There was a free screening of his film at the ROM last night, and Stewart was there for a Q & A session afterwards.


The film completely revolutionized the way I felt about sharks.  I've spent many winters on the beaches of Florida, and have always been afraid of the monsters of the deep.  The film bashes those stereotypes and shows us the kind nature of these remarkable creatures.



Soda pop machines kill more humans than sharks annually.  So do toasters.

The film was intended to be a "pretty underwater movie about sharks".  While filming in Costa Rica, Stewart witnessed first-hand the slaughter of sharks.  His creative direction changed, and he became inclined to save the sharks.  We follow his journey, along with Sea Shepherd's Paul Watson in their attempt to end the atrocious mass-killing of sharks in protected sanctuaries.

The sharks are being slaughtered for their fins.  The film documents Central American fishermen killing sharks and cutting of their fins.  What makes this even more atrocious is that 90% of the animal is wasted, since fishermen literally throw the shark (often still alive and in serious pain) back into the water, where it will struggle and bleed without its fins until it dies.




There is a huge "shark fin mafia" based in Costa Rica.  They fish in their waters and dry the find on top of roofs.  When Stewart broke house arrest (he was arrested for "attempted murder" after the Sea Shepherd boat tried to stop a Costa Rican boat that was long-line fishing illegally), he broke into operations where they had millions of dollars worth in fins drying out on roofs.  When the workers realized Stewart was filming them, they desperately tried to hide the evidence from view.

In Costa Rica, the value of shark fin is about 80 cents per pound, but it is then resold in China for upwards of $200 a pound.  This is big business for Asian corporations, and the Costa Rican government (and other countries worldwide) turn a blind eye to this, as this corrupt industry helps build their infrastructure.

But why the obsession with shark fins?  In China, shark fin soup is a "food of the emperors".  A symbol of wealth, health and prosperity, the soup has grown in popularity in the past 20 years, and is a customary dish during wedding receptions.





Chinese people that eat this soup are deluded into the notion that by eating the shark fin (which is completely flavourless), you can cure arthritis and cancer.  They believe sharks have no disease, when in reality, sharks suffer from cancer and can have high levels of mercury due to pollution.

Stewart is working on getting the film into China, in hopes of persuading the public to change their culture and views on finning.  In Chinese, "shark-fin soup" is translated into "fish-fin soup", so it is likely that people do not comprehend the origins of what they are consuming.  The film was set to be released in China, and would air on a large TV network, but they had to pull the plug, since they found a picture of Paul Watson shaking hands with the Dalai Lama.

The film exposes the ugly truth of the industry and makes you reflect on the impact humans have on animals and our ecosystems.  Shark populations have gone down 90%, and some are close to extinction, thanks to the lucrative finning business.  Over 80 countries have banned finning, but there are no laws that prohibit the importation of finning.

We likely know of places that serve or sell shark fin soups in Toronto.    Even Loblaws came out with a President's Choice brand of shark fin soup, and thanks to Stewart and organizations, the product was removed from their lineup.  It is up to us to take action, and pressure the government into banning those products. Take the pledge to help save the sharks.

Sharks are never thought of as "endangered".  I have never seen a WWF advertisement promoting "save the sharks".  It's always save the tigers, polar bears or pandas.  People want to help animals that are cute and relatable, no one wants to help a man-killing monster.  Tigers and elephants killed 100 people last year, yet sharks only killed 5.  Who's the monster now?

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Feed The Models.

here it is, my last assignment of the year.

Feed The Models
by Natalie Ast

Models are running around, sometimes barely clothed, as dressers help them get into creative and conceptual garments. The girls spend hours in the makeup chair while their hair is teased and hair sprayed into elaborate styles. They finally get their high-heel shoes on, and are sent onto the runway, where they must ignore the flashbulbs of photographers and present the clothing to potential buyers and critics. After their last pose, they must return backstage and repeat the process over again, sometimes numerous times a day. This is LG Fashion Week, and like any show, the atmosphere backstage is draining and demands a lot of energy. To function, we need food. This staple was overlooked at LG Fashion Week and prompted a petition to “Feed the Models”.




The Fashion Design Council of Canada oversees LG Fashion week in Toronto. Two weeks ago, starting on Mar. 28, Canada’s top talent in fashion design presented their collections at the Allstream Centre at the exhibition grounds. During the five day event, the organizers did not provide food for the models. Three models from different agencies, Oksana Orel, Leah Christ and Elyse Saunders collaborated and decided to bring this issue to the forefront in creating a petition that protests the lack of food. The petition was signed by over 400 people in the fashion industry, including fashion journalist, Jeanne Beker.

“Our goal is to get the FDCC to include feeding the models into their fashion week budget, and to be assured that every model will have food accessible to him or her during future fashion weeks,” says Orel, 20. Orel is a collaborator on the petition, and creator of the Facebook group, which currently has over 600 members.

For years, Fashion Week in Toronto hasn’t been catered. Food was provided for volunteers at Fashion Week, and the hair and makeup team from L’Oreal Paris had food as well. Certain designers like David Dixon, Comrags and Pink Tartan provided food for their models at Fashion Week. Stacey McKenzie, one of Canada’s most famous models, heard about the petition and donated food for the models as well. This was the eighth Toronto fashion week Orel has walked for, and she has been meaning to raise awareness on the issue for a while. Orel says, “I do not tolerate any mistreatment of models, as I have been in this industry long enough to experience some [bad treatment], and I know that it is both not right and not necessary.”


In response to the petition, the FDCC released a general statement on their blog, stating that they will look into the issue and will try to resolve it for the future. The president of the FDCC, Robin Kay has been the target of a lot of flak from the Canadian fashion industry. The statement on the FDCC blog was vague, and didn’t directly address the issue. Deirdre Buryk, 21, is a model and an intern for the FDCC during LG Fashion Week. She says, “It definitely wasn’t intentional. It was a new building and they were unaware of the fact that models weren’t getting any food because food wasn’t accessible.” The new venue was isolated from areas to grab a quick bite, and many models were stuck backstage for hours, day after day. Buryk says that many models brought their own food and water to the shows.

Public opinion tends to propagate the stereotype that “models don’t eat”; therefore, a shortage of food backstage does not seem to be a problem. “I think it’s a joke. Every single model I’ve met does eat. For myself, I’m a very healthy eater, but some models eat junk food like crazy,” adds Buryk.

Nutrition is important for everyone, including a fashion model. Beth Gould, 44 is a registered dietician and says, “The best way to keep energized throughout the day is to eat every three to four hours, three of the four food groups: milk products, meats and alternatives, fruits and vegetables, and grains at every meal, and healthy snacks between meals.”

Orel is active and likes to jog, swim and do Bikram yoga. She tries to maintain a healthy diet which includes Indian chickpea curry and lentil soup, but she does admit to indulging once in a while. “I also love watermelon and mangos. In junk food, I have a sweet tooth and love all sorts of cookies,” says Orel. There are rumours that supermodel, Chanel Iman is also into sweets and cookies, and is further proof that models do eat, and occasionally indulge.

The fashion industry has a negative stigma in which eating disorders seem to be promoted through images of size double zero girls. LG Fashion Week is the largest fashion event in Canada, and when a necessity like food is not readily available, it seems to promote the ideology that models are only hangers. Modelling is a turbulent career, and stress, over exhaustion and poor nutrition can contribute to illness, and might make a model wipe out on the runway. No one wants to be fashion road kill on the catwalk.

Monday, April 12, 2010

I'm not your type.

At work, I love to browse through fashion blogs.  Today I've stumbled upon (without using StumbleUpon) this little piece of accessory genius...


This clutch was created by recycling 210 keyboard keys, and costs under $40, so anyone can afford this chic little bag.  It's unique and definitely a statement piece... I would love to wear it with a beige blazer and architectural heels (which I'm still on the hunt for!)

I think I only love it so much since my life is devoted to typing on a keyboard...

Facebook Rant...

Facebook has always been a reassuring tool for procrastination.  A few years ago, people would join  groups celebrating random things we like/dislike, or to promote a business or cause.  Then came the Facebook "Fanpage"...

the above is not a fanpage, but I would join if it existed...

The Fanpage application revolutionized Facebook.  Not only could we add friends and stalk their photos of inhebreated nights out, we could now get a glimpse of celebrities and products.  Groups tend to scratch the surface, but a Fanpage was like a Facebook Profile for a product. 

All of a sudden, people started creating pages for everything... down to pages for dead celebrities, to random things like "I flip my pillow to sleep on the cold side".  The trend infected Facebook users as fast as a case of flesh-eating disease. 

However, as of recently, facebook pages aren't for amusement or tools of procrastination... they are being used as a means for online businesses to trick you into joining the facebook page, and then link you to completing annoying surveys in order to discover the revelation.

This trickery is done by attracting legions of Facebook addicts (including myself) with hyperbolic titles such as "AFTER SEEING THIS, I AM NEVER TEXTING AGAIN!"
- note the ALL CAPS - which fools us into thinking it's important or true... like a headline.
- note the exclamation - proving its urgency
- note the ridiculousness of the situation... who in their right minds would never text again?  This bold statement succeeds in intriguing us into discovering for ourselves why the fuck someone would give up such a modern and necessary means of communication. 

You click on the link to join the page... and unfortunately are subjected to spamming your entire friendslist, which creates havoc and sheer annoyance when the recipient has to sift through all those irrelevant pages.

But no... you're not done yet!  The truth as to why someone would give up texting or why you should NEVER drink coca cola from an innocent aluminum can is far from your reach.  You must follow the link to complete a survey.  So you answer a few IQ questions, and then you must give your mobile phone number.  You become SO desperate that you provide a random number (or Pizza Pizza's) but you are never, ever blessed with the goods.

Last week, I got an invite to a page, publishing the ways to cheat on a scantron... I went through with that unnerving process I described above, and finally gave up.  So I turned to Yahoo Answers and did eventually learn the ways to "cheat" on a Scantron (which are bullshit anyways...)  I was left unsatisfied, with a bad taste in my mouth all day.

Maybe I'm just a neurotic journalist who has an unrelenting urge, no, need to discover the truth.  But it pisses me off that these are just pages in order to create sensation, offering no resolve. 

There are many things wrong with these types of Facebook pages...First off, there are legitimate companies like P&G that put a lot of money into creating pages to promote their brand and advertise on Facebook home pages... then there are these evil scammers that create a sensation that ends up getting spread around like a disgusting STD to a much wider community... and these aren't even legit businesses.  Please tell me if you know someone that has gotten an iPhone for free.  It's bullshit.  And it spams my Feed and Inbox.  I just want to go about my business on Facebook sharing photos with friends, messaging contacts and playing Farmville in peace.

If anyone knows the "truth" behind any of the pages I've mentioned... please let me know. 

I'm also curious to see what Lady Gaga looked like as a fat teenager (which is yet another mystery page...)

Saturday, April 10, 2010

The City never sleeps, better slip you an ambien.

Prepare to get Carried away... again.



I had my doubts about the sequel (mainly because Smiley Miley is in it), but judging by this preview, SATC fans are in for a romp.  I can tell there will be plenty of laughs in the sequel, and plenty of insight into the dating/relationships world.  (Everything I know, I learnt from SATC...)

We all assumed that Samantha will get married, but from the looks of it, Carrie's GBF (gay best friend), Stanford is about to walk down the aisle! But to whom? The mystery remains.  The best part about this preview is the fact that the "one that got away": Aidan is BACK!  He was my favourite BF of Carrie's on the show, and I'm beyond excited the hunk is back.  Samantha's hombre is caliente as well, even though I'm still looking forward to a cameo of Giles Marini - aka the Malibu neighbour/showerboy... make that showerMAN.  I would love to see Carrie ditch Big and runaway with Aidan... as long as she keeps that Manhattan closet.

The film kept resident costume designer/stylist Patricia Field on hand, and the outfits are bold and undoubtedly New York. Samantha looks fab in that red jacket with studded shoulders and Miranda is looking fiercer than usual.  I can see Field brought back some of the original wardrobe we fell in love with on the TV show, like Carrie's "J'adore Dior 8" shirt.  Recycling is in!

Charlotte: How are you going to swallow all those?
Samantha: Have we met?

I can't wait till May...

They Had Style They Had Grace...

Grace Kelly is the epitome of glamour... She even has an Hermes bag named after her.


On April 17, the Victoria & Albert Museum in London will open a three-part exhibit centering around the iconic actress and Princess.  The exhibit will feature numerous pieces of clothing worn by Grace, jewellery and other memorabilia.

Part One: The Actress




To Catch a Thief is definitely one of my favourite movies.  Grace Kelly is a vixen, who has no trouble driving her Sunbeam-Talbot Alpine Sports Mk I roadster around the coastline.  Kelly was one of Hitchcock's muses (also appearing in Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder and Rear Window) and there's no mystery why... she plays the part of the elegant damsel in distress perfectly, while injecting her intelligent and sophisticated nature into every character she plays.  


Part Two: The Bride







Grace Kelly's wedding to Prince Rainier III of Monaco is without a doubt, the biggest wedding of all time.  It trumps Diana & Charles, and dare I say it, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  Her dress is iconic, and is often imitated by designers like Monique Lhuillier and Galliano.  No celebrity or Bridezilla can pull off lace the way Grace does.  She is the picture of poise, yet for some reason is haunting.  The photos have a ghostlike quality to them... probably because of the tragedy of her life that follows the wedding. 


Part Three: The Princess







Exactly nine months and four days after the wedding, they welcomed their first child, Caroline.  Gambling ceased, a national holiday was declared and champagne was free-flowing throughout the principality.  They went on to have two more children.  


Tragically, Grace Kelly died in 1982, while driving on a cliffside, she suffered from a stroke and drove off the mountainside.  It was rumoured that she was driving along the same stretch of road from her film, To Catch a Thief, but no one has ever confirmed it.


Grace leaves us a legacy of style.  Some people emulate Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn, for me, I always ask myself... what would Grace do?  Sounds crazy, but I can honestly admit that nearly every style choice can be attributed to Grace's elegant and understated style.  She oozes glamour.



My wardrobe and handbag collection won't be complete until I own a Hermes Kelly bag.  Since the 50's... these bags have adorned the arms of notable celebrities.  It's not for label or namesake... I just want to have that piece that symbolizes my idol... and like a good suit, they never go out of style. 

The exhibit has numerous couture gowns from designers like YSL, Balenciaga, Oscar de la Renta and Dior.  With Chanel suits and some of Grace's jewellery collection, the exhibit will be pure eye candy for any fashion lover, or fan of the actress. 


I wish I could fly to London just for the exhibit... in the meantime, I will wait until the book celebrating the exhibit will hit shelves in Canada...




... I definitely want this book on my coffee table. 

Friday, April 9, 2010

Sperminator Salvation

For my final english essay of the year, I decided to analyze "Adventures in Sex City" as a sexual education manual. Most of this was written at 4am on three pots of coffee... so please excuse its lack of coherence at times... I took this topic pretty seriously, but my dear friend (and fellow student with vampire sleep tendencies) Kai thought my essay was ridiculous.  I acknowledge that I wrote 2 pages on a dude named "Sperminator" so anyways... enjoy (this abridged version).



Videogames are a common pastime for people of all ages.  Adolescents make up a large population of the people who play online games, and the prospect of making a sexual education text in the format of an online game targets that specific audience.  “Adventures in Sex City”, a trivia game, was created by the Middlesex-London Health Unit in Ontario, and was intended to educate a mature youth audience on the risks of unprotected sex.  The characters are unrealistic and comical, there is a lack of education in how to protect oneself, and the game depicts men as being responsible for sexual risks, which is represented by the “Sperminator”.  Adventures in Sex City” reinforces stereotypes of sexuality through the use of provocative imagery; the text fails to establish a reputable ethos, due to its exaggerated and comical representation of sexuality. 
The characters in the game are childish, which diminishes the text’s appeal to its intended mature audience.  There are four characters to choose from when playing this game, and they are all part of the Sex Squad: “An elite team of superheroes dedicated to keeping the citizens of Sex City safe from STIs (sexually transmitted infections).” (Middlesex-London Health Unit)  The vocabulary used to describe the squad is reminiscent of a comic book, except these superheroes are not fighting villains, they are fighting STIs.  Comic books are marketed towards a younger audience, generally males around the age of ten.  However, this sexual education manual is intended for teenagers, and the use of comic-book themes is not age-appropriate. 
            Wonder Vag is one of the characters from the Sex Squad.  Her special power is that she is a human lie detector.  “Wonder Vag is a virgin, believes in true love and promotes abstinence until marriage.” (Middlesex-London Health Unit)  Wonder Vag’s character is a spokesperson for the abstinence method of birth control.  She has blonde hair and large blue eyes, which are features that are associated with purity.  She dresses more modestly than Power Pap (the sexually active female character), which promotes the stereotype that girls who dress conservatively aren’t sexually active.  Wonder Vag has been constructed to symbolize abstinence. 
            However, Captain Condom was created to encourage the use of prophylactics.  Captain Condom is half man, half condom and his superpower includes the ability to stretch to any size like a condom.  He is tall and muscular, and wears a blue unitard with a condom hat.  His character is strong and masculine, and these positive qualities make condoms appealing.  The name “Captain Condom” appears to be satiric, poking fun at other superheroes whose names are alliterations.  The problem with the character’s name is that it elicits a negative response from the audience.  An older adolescent would ridicule the game’s characters because of their childish appearance.  The animation is bright and colourful and does not appeal to an older audience since they are unable to relate to the images and characters.  This tone of the text is exaggerated, and seems as if it is a parody on the superhero genre.  The parody of the superhero genre mocks itself as well, since a mature audience would not take the text, and its cast of cartoon characters seriously. They might feel as if they are being ridiculed by the immature tone of the text, since it has themes and imagery that are associated with young children.  This creates a lack of trust; the audience begins to lose respect for the content of the text, rendering the messages useless.  The credibility of a source is important in education.  “In fact, Levine and Badger (1993) found that the credibility of sources, the use of content that causes fear or warns the learner of a bad consequence, and the way that words emphasize a message, all influence the process of changing attitudes.” (Jensen, 39)  Jensen summarizes how a text’s ethos determines its reception amongst the learner.  “Adventures in Sex City” attempts to change the attitudes of adolescents, and encourages practicing safe sex.  However, this message is eclipsed by the text’s overpowering use of childish imagery.  Since the source’s credibility is undermined, the message isn’t as effective; therefore the “process of changing attitudes” in adolescent sexual behaviour is not successful.
            Secondly, the trivia game uses imagery that attempts to educate, but is unsuccessful at providing all the information, which damages the source’s educational integrity.  When answering a question correctly, the member of the Sex Squad uses a “condom shield” to protect itself from the angry sperm of the Sperminator.  This “shielding” action is a metaphor for condom use, as condoms are a barrier method used to protect against sexual risks.  This representation illustrates how condoms protect against STIs and pregnancy, but it does not elaborate on their effectiveness and how to use them.  This is a major concept that is missing from this sexual education manual.  The producers of the text chose to include facts about sexual risk, but do not offer any educational reinforcements on the usage of birth control.  The game’s value as an educational text is diminished because the applicability of the message is not presented to the audience.  The ethos of the game suffers, because the text does not provide a complete education on how to protect oneself against sexual risks. 

            Lastly, the Sperminator embodies sexual risk, associating males with those dangers; the gender stereotypes produced by this villain damages the text’s credibility.  The Sperminator is the villain of the game and was intended by the producers of the game to incite fear of sexual risk.  The Sperminator is very large in comparison to the other characters, which makes him seem intimidating, and gives him more power.  At the end of the game, when he is defeated, he becomes smaller in size, therefore losing his power.  The Sperminator wears red shorts and a red Mexican wrestler mask.  Red is a colour associated with aggression, and his rage is apparent through his dialogue of angry grunts and growls.  Red can also be associated as the colour for HIV/AIDS.  The wrestler mask shields his identity, making him less relatable and likeable to the audience, but is also a symbol for a fighter.  “The Sperminator was once part of the sex squad.  He got infected with an STI, went untreated and now his goal is to infect everyone with his evil sperm…” (Middlesex-London Health Unit). The Sperminator shoots threatening sperm from his hands that are shaped like penises.  This image is very provocative and carries a lot of negative connotation.  It elicits shock from the audience, as the image of the penis hands is comical and absurd.  The Sperminator associates sexual risk with men, which misinforms the audience about who can carry STIs.  The Sperminator’s “goal” is to infect everyone with his “evil” sperm.  This presents another social issue, as it stereotypes people with STIs.  “HIV-related stigma leads to fear of HIV disclosure, social rejection, inadequate social support, suicidal thoughts, decreased self-esteem, and depression.  HIV-related stigma also may be a factor in determining lack of support in these individuals.” (Grant, Keitner & Prachakul, 68).  The text promotes the ideology that someone with an STI has the malicious intent to infect as many people as possible.  This associates a negative perspective on people that are suffering from diseases like HIV, and does not educate acceptance and tolerance among youth.  HIV-related stigma causes a lot of social problems that isolate people living with HIV from the rest of society.  The representation of sexual risks in this text produces a very narrow perspective on who carries STIs which promotes the stereotypes that exist in society.  This depiction of sexual risk is a detriment to the text’s credibility as it misinforms the audience.  The Sperminator’s character is absurd and offensive, which further isolates the learner from trusting the messages presented in the text.
            “Adventures in Sex City” is unsuccessful of establishing an educational tone, due to its use of exaggerated and comical imagery.  The characters are childish and are not relatable, the text neglects to fully educate the audience on prevention, and the villain of the game is an absurd illustration of sexual risk.  “Adventures in Sex City” appears to be a parody of superhero video games and sexual education manuals.  However, the online trivia game is serious in its intention to educate youth and promote prevention and testing.  Unfortunately, no one can take a villain who shoots sperm out of penis hands seriously, and the text loses its integrity due to the ridicule from the audience.  

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Avatar


Punchy lips (that have rubbed off after an apple and subway ride later) and white-out eyes... Topped off with a ponytail that is reminiscent of Cameron's flick about the Navi people whose ponytails are used to ride 'horses' and have sex.

This is definitely a look I never go for, since I can't live without winged out eyeliner and my hair in Rita Hayworth waves - when it behaves at least.  All the girls at Mass Exodus have their makeup done the same way, I'm curious to see how my hair gets done tomorrow though...

At 6pm in the Ryerson theatre, a photographer from Flare will be there to snap pics of the models, so hopefully I will look my best.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Mass Exodus

Retail Therapy: Ryerson’s graduating show — stars of tomorrow’s fashion weeks

I'm so excited to be a part of this!


Here's a sneak peak of what the stage looks like.  Can't wait to strut down the runway tomorrow.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Coco Coke

Le maison de Chanel seems to be branching out in every way possible.  Chanel is without a doubt my favourite label.  Coco Chanel is the most influential designer of all time and the brand still reflects her classic approach to style.  However, Chanel seems to be everywhere these days, from fake purses in Chinatown to temporary tattoos (that cost $80 a pack) seen on Sarah Jessica Parker and fashion victims everywhere.

These tattoos piss me off to no end. Chanel has branded a makeup technique they used for their Spring/Summer 2010 show, and have packaged it for the masses...as long as you're willing to shell out $80 for them.  To put that into perspective, if you work minimum wage, you would need to work nearly 8 hours to afford these.  I agree, they are a great take on body art (without the commitment of a real tat) but you are transforming your own SKIN into a "billboard" for Chanel.  I love the label and yearn to own a 2.55 bag someday.  However, when I will wear that bag, I understand that I will be advertising Chanel, but I will also have a functional item that lasts a lifetime, instead of black ink that will wash off in a few days.  I could easily afford these tattoos, but I'd rather spend my $80 towards a new pair of shoes.

Chanel isn't just on skin...

Karl Lagerfeld, genius behind the image of Chanel today is a spokesperson for CocaCola light.  Great.  The most popular beverage in the world (besides water) now comes in "designer" form. 

This French ad starring, Coco Rocha and Baptiste Giacobini will be launched April 28th all around Paris.  But the bottle of coke won't cost a couple euros... expect to pay 47 euros (thats around 64 dollars US). 

Other designers have made designs as well, including (from left to right) Alberta Ferretti, Blumarine, Etro, Fendi, Marni, Missoni, Moschino and Versace... the list continues.


The bottles are cool, and I like how the fashion designers are bringing art and creativity to the classic bottles.  Too bad they weren't more affordable... They are obviously collecter's items that will end up selling for double on eBay, only to have a life on the bookshelf of someone label obsessed.

I think Coco Chanel just rolled around in her grave... if only she knew how her name and vision was being abused.


Sunday, April 4, 2010

Hello my love... Koop Island Blues



I would like to credit this discovery to Woreshmean... since listening to this song last night, I can't get enough of Koop.  This song, in particular intrigues me.  The video is sexy, albeit sad, but it just makes me want to run away to Paris.  The song meshes jazz, blues and a hint of electronic.  Created by using samples of (I guess vintage?) music clips that are strung together, the sound is space-y and magical.  Like Girl Talk, but less schizophrenic and ADD... and I'm always a sucker for that swingy jazz sound.  So until Amy Winehouse gets her act together and puts forth a new album, I'll be listening to Koop, featuring the gorgeous voice of Yukimi Nagano...





The video above is nostalgic and evokes the spirit of the 20s... with silk dresses, pearls and feathers abound.  I was clearly born in the wrong time period. 

Friday, April 2, 2010

Breeyn McCarney, The Starving Artist in a Hard Boiled Wonderland

The Starving Artist café is located in the centre of Bloordale Village in Toronto.  The place was dark, and a large fish tank provided kitschy décor.  A bar is converted into a kitchen, and several round tables take up every available space for seating.  About five people work behind the bar, pouring batter into waffle makers and flipping pancakes while grilling bacon.  A barista pours a cappuccino into a glass cup and takes it over to a couple in their 20s.  Although it had a cliché name, the café is filled with a diverse crowd on this particular Saturday afternoon.  Most of them are in their mid to late 20s, and chatted with friends over coffee and waffles.  Although there was a lot of ambient noise, coming from the jazz music in the background, and several other conversations nearby, the atmosphere was cozy.  When Breeyn McCarney came into the shop, dressed in jeans and a grey sweater with her hair in disarray, she looked as if she had pulled a few all nighters.  This was definitely the case, as McCarney, 31, just presented her first solo show as a fashion designer only one night before.

                                                     McCarney taking a bow at her show.  

        McCarney’s signature line, Breeyn McCarney had its Fall/Winter 2010 show on Thursday, Mar. 18, at Courthouse.  The show was entitled “Hard Boiled Wonderland” and the club was at capacity.  McCarney is a Toronto-based designer, and this was her first solo showing of her eco-friendly line.  Her line’s commitment to the environment is also reflected in her attitude towards society.  Her process of establishing herself as a fashion designer is a unique one as well. 
“Apparently when I was an infant, I was always feeling people’s clothing, which is something I still do now.  My great grandmother, who died a couple weeks after I was born, was holding me and I was apparently feeling up her sleeve.  She was this old, Hungarian gypsy lady, who barely spoke any English, and she told my grandmother and my mom that ‘fabric, textiles, she’ll work with fabric,’” says McCarney.
McCarney, who was raised in Windsor (and hates to admit it), was always interested in fashion as a child.  She would create dresses for her dolls, and believed that Kermit the Frog was a girl that needed to be outfitted in frilly tutus.  She had a peculiar habit of dressing up in whacky costumes and doing everyday chores for neighbours.  Activities like these were part of the “Strange Club”, where McCarney was the founder and president. She studied oil painting as a kid, and started to get professional lessons from a tutor around the age of 12.  McCarney viewed University as a ticket to get out of Windsor, where she never felt like she belonged.
McCarney studied fine arts and oil painting at York University, but felt confined by the program.  She would stay home all day and make clothing, and it was her boyfriend who helped her come to the realization that she should pursue a career in design.  In her second year, McCarney had paint a still-life of fruit, and her boyfriend came up with a brilliant idea.  “I cut an orange in half, painted the canvas orange and glued the orange on, and I took it into class.  They thought it was genius, they talked about it for an hour.  They thought it was this huge social commentary.  And I was like “This is bullshit!”  I’m not doing this anymore, I’m not wasting my money on this.  I just realized I was there with a bunch of people trying to pretend we were something we weren’t.”
McCarney began to design full-time, and thanks to another boyfriend, she decided to follow her dream of studying at Central Saint Martins College of Art & Design in London.  The school boasts alumni such as Alexander McQueen, who is McCarney’s idol.  “He kind of shaped my entire approach to fashion.  There’s so much craft in his work. Every piece is a beautiful piece of art, but you can also wear it,” says Breeyn as she reminisces on the late artist.  While at Saint-Martins, McCarney studied tailoring, which strengthened her skills as a designer.  “I knew the importance of having a solid background in construction, even if you’re not making suits,” adds McCarney. 

                                           Illustration by Breeyn McCarney

While in England, McCarney worked for accessory designer, Shirley Geek and would spend eight hours a day beading.  She says it was one of her favourite jobs ever, and was lucky to be there at a formative time, which gave her the opportunity to grow with the company.  McCarney applied for immigration, but was denied.  She says, “It was a severe roadblock to my career to have come back here, but I’m recovering.”
McCarney explains that it’s hard to be a designer in Toronto because the industry is a small, tight-knit community which makes it harder to break into.  There is a concentration of talent, which is the only real benefit for her, since the high cost of living in Toronto makes it more difficult to get by, even though she does not buy into consumerism.
“I think a lot about the collapse of society, and I think it’s really imminent.  We need to start to think how we’re going to survive that as a race,” says McCarney.  She is a firm disbeliever in “fast-fashion” which includes mass retailers like H&M who churn out garments of poor quality that hurt the environment and support sweatshops overseas.  McCarney believes that clothing and food are the two most undervalued things in society, and that mass production is a major problem with society.  She believes that being green is a second nature to her, and is not capitalizing on the green trend.  
McCarney’s mission as a designer is to create clothing that will be cherished by its owner for years to come.  “I want my pieces to be something you give your granddaughter,” says McCarney.  Her line is custom made so that every piece fits its owner perfectly.  “A lot of body image issues come from us not fitting into clothing.  One size does not fit all,” says McCarney.  She likes to think of her line as "accessible couture", and hopes that the fashion conscious set will start to support local designers by choosing to get a dress that is unique, instead of one that has been mass-produced by a large retailer. 


McCarney’s Fall/Winter collection has a colour palette of subdued pastels and neutrals.  McCarney primarily makes dresses, but experimented with knitwear, which was received well by the audience.  Her dresses played with texture, yet were light and airy. A strapless dove gray dress was embellished with strands of black beads, which cascaded down the front of the dress. Other pieces were accented by repurposed fur, feathers and prints that were painted onto the fabric.  Fur in fashion is looked down upon, but McCarney tries to use ethical fur from trappers, or recycles fur from vintage finds.  Models wore their hair in large and tousled Victorian styles that were accented by dried flowers.  One accessory that stood out from the show were the brass knuckle rings made of delicate, small pink roses.  McCarney applies her skills in knitting, oil painting and beadwork to each unique piece.  The looks have an aesthetic that is organic and slightly dishevelled, while still retaining innocence. 
                                              Models wearing McCarney's designs.

The “Hard-Boiled Wonderland Collection” was inspired by the bleakness of society’s future, and the fight to survive.  McCarney lived in Beauval, a small town five hours north of Saskatoon, Sask. while designing this collection.  She lived in the middle of the woods and felt very isolated but was inspired by the bleakness of the environment.  She came across a collection of images entitled “The Ruins of Detroit” by Yves Marchand and Romain Meffre.  The photos depicted abandoned buildings in Detroit which were architecturally stunning, but have been neglected by society. 
     Downtown Detroit by Yves Marchand & Romain Meffre

      Whitney Building by Yves Rochand & Romain Meffre

The title for her collection is unusual, but McCarney put a lot of thought into choosing one.  She originally wanted to entitle it, “The End of the World” but thought that it was too heavy.  McCarney was inspired by Japanese novelist, Haruki Murakami who wrote a dystopic novel: Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World.  McCarney took the first part of the title of the dreamy and bizarre book to name her collection.  The novel and McCarney share a similar ideology of being able to find the positive when affronted with hopelessness.  “In order to get through life, people really need beauty.  And that’s the artist’s role in society; to find beauty in pain.  All of these things might have combined and made me found beauty in despair.”
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