Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Scented candles for the Obese.

We've been hearing a lot of buzz about fast-food chains recently.  KFC launched their new sandwhich, where they supplemented the bun with two pieces of deep-fried chicken (because transfat protein is way healthier than carbs right?)  Today, Whitecastle finally unveiled their "hamburger scented candle".

For $10, you can have your very own White Castle Hamburger scented candle, and you don't have to feel guilty, since all the proceeds are going to Autism Speaks. 

I'm all for donating money to a good cause, but is this really the best way to go about this?  Because really, who would buy a hamburger scented candle, other than Harold & Kumar or some guy aiming to romance a fat woman with a fast food addiction. 

"Mmm honey, come into the bedroom; I've lit some candles for you..." 
"Oh... do I smell White Castle?  The aroma of grease and high cholesterol is putting me in the mood for love."

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