Scented candles for the Obese.

We've been hearing a lot of buzz about fast-food chains recently.  KFC launched their new sandwhich, where they supplemented the bun with two pieces of deep-fried chicken (because transfat protein is way healthier than carbs right?)  Today, Whitecastle finally unveiled their "hamburger scented candle".

For $10, you can have your very own White Castle Hamburger scented candle, and you don't have to feel guilty, since all the proceeds are going to Autism Speaks. 

I'm all for donating money to a good cause, but is this really the best way to go about this?  Because really, who would buy a hamburger scented candle, other than Harold & Kumar or some guy aiming to romance a fat woman with a fast food addiction. 

"Mmm honey, come into the bedroom; I've lit some candles for you..." 
"Oh... do I smell White Castle?  The aroma of grease and high cholesterol is putting me in the mood for love."

Turn your labia into a Yaybia!

I think this speaks for itself.

The City never sleeps, better slip you an ambien.

Prepare to get Carried away... again.



I had my doubts about the sequel (mainly because Smiley Miley is in it), but judging by this preview, SATC fans are in for a romp.  I can tell there will be plenty of laughs in the sequel, and plenty of insight into the dating/relationships world.  (Everything I know, I learnt from SATC...)

We all assumed that Samantha will get married, but from the looks of it, Carrie's GBF (gay best friend), Stanford is about to walk down the aisle! But to whom? The mystery remains.  The best part about this preview is the fact that the "one that got away": Aidan is BACK!  He was my favourite BF of Carrie's on the show, and I'm beyond excited the hunk is back.  Samantha's hombre is caliente as well, even though I'm still looking forward to a cameo of Giles Marini - aka the Malibu neighbour/showerboy... make that showerMAN.  I would love to see Carrie ditch Big and runaway with Aidan... as long as she keeps that Manhattan closet.

The film kept resident costume designer/stylist Patricia Field on hand, and the outfits are bold and undoubtedly New York. Samantha looks fab in that red jacket with studded shoulders and Miranda is looking fiercer than usual.  I can see Field brought back some of the original wardrobe we fell in love with on the TV show, like Carrie's "J'adore Dior 8" shirt.  Recycling is in!

Charlotte: How are you going to swallow all those?
Samantha: Have we met?

I can't wait till May...

seducción

With dim lighting, and Gotan Project's "Amor Porteno" in the background, the two dancers, Jarle Sandodden and Juana Sepulveda bring a sexy mix of intrigue and tease to the dance floor.  



Their movements are smooth and sensual; each step is part of the game of this foreplay.  I love the way they don't do any tricks (i.e. lifts), yet I am still drawn to their every move.  The footwork changes from quick to slow with little transition and the partenering is exceptional.  This makes me miss Friday night tango classes...

(these photos are Circa 2007... aka Grade 10!) 

... and it makes me want to take it up again. (Don't get me started on how much I miss Flamenco... that's another post for another day.)

Hit the G-Spot... or scroll through it

This mouse is called the G-Spot. It's not much of a mystery why...

The mouse (obviously) resembles a vadge. Brought to you by Andy Kurovets, it is definitely a statement on your desktop. (Imagine the reaction of your coworkers!) The "special button" in the centre ;) shortcuts you to your favourite webpage or program. I can't decide if the computer mouse is clever or trying too hard. I recommend this product for men, you might as well learn some valuable interpersonal skills while playing Warcraft.

Love, Lust and LINGERIE

Whether you are pleasing your man, or treating yourself to something special, having confidence with the way you look midway between clothed and naked is important on the day dedicated to love and lust.

Look for styles that are comfortable and well fitted. Avoid boning in corsets at all costs, unless you're willing to shell out more than $50. Chances are, the boning inside will poke at your ribs or won't contour to your body, making maneuvering ;) painful and difficult. (Foreplay is important... bodice ripping must be saved till later...)

Lace is an itchy subject with girls. Men love lace. I've yet to meet a guy that won't go wild for a pair of low brazillian-cut lace boyshorts. Consequently, women are under the impression that the textile is uncomfortable and just plain irritating. And then spandex saves the day! Stretch lace can feel as comfortable as cotton... and remember ladies, beauty is pain.

When Valentine's day comes around, why not be adventurous? Try out a daring style you haven't before or mix up what you usually wear with a splash of colour or rebellion. If you're still at a loss for ideas, you can't go wrong by exposing your inner vixen. Nothing is sexier than La Perla thigh-high sheer stockings held up by a sexy garter. Bra optional.

Photos: Left- Victoria's Secret Ribbon Lace Boyshort - $16 or 3 for $30

Right - LaPerla Garter belt approximately $139