Vattooing: Fashion & Body Art Goes Down South

Jennifer Love Hewitt... thanks to your comments on The George Lopez show regarding your lady parts, there is a new "trend" sweeping this New York City spa (Completely Bare).

I couldn't stop laughing at the girl who got a spiderweb because "no one has been down there in a while".  I'm all for treating and appreciating oneself and staying groomed...but this is just pathetic...albeit hilarious!

What strikes me about this "trend" is that it doesn't even look good.  It resembles airbrush tattoos from an eight-year-old's birthday party.  The woman advises to avoid friction as well... hence no sex?  Yeah you can get creative, but that also limits what goes on in the bedroom if the threat of your lover's skin will ruin an $80 amateur airbrushed image of a butterfly. And avoiding sex... isn't the whole point of this to "entice" or "attract" your mate?  I'm pretty sure most guys would find this temporary tattoo as stupid as having hundreds of dollars worth of Swarovski crystals on your vag.  Airbrush tattoos should remain at kids' birthday parties, just like crystals should continue to be on necklaces and Bebe sweatsuits. 

The women in this video obviously haven't read the article in this month's Cosmo, entitled "Untamed Va-Jay-Jays!" (which was ironically plastered over gorgeous Jessica Alba's lower region)

The article discusses various trends going on down there.  The PantyO is underwear in which something is inserted into your vagina and is supposed to excersize your kegel muscles helping you reach climax easier.  For $126, this is definitely a scam only idiots would fall for.  There's V Makeup which comes in shades aptly named after celebrities like Marilyn Monroe.  And the most shocking trend of all?  Natural.  Nothing.  Kate Moss showed off her Vanessa Hudgens-esque beaver in a recent editorial... Vaginas are like fashion, old trends are new again.